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“…since their education at the moment seems to consist mostly of marching around Salzburg singing scales.”

From McSweeney’s, of course. May 18, 2011 I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled by MELINDA TAUB Dear friends, family, and Austrian nobility, Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepest apologies to…

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