The bestselling Butterup Knife from MoMA.
Or you could just get the butter out of the refrigerator ahead of time, so you could spread it with a regular knife.
The top-rated Kuhn Rikon Herb Chopper from Williams-Sonoma.
An herb chopper? Seriously? Because I’m thinking regular old knife, myself.
Back to Basics TEM4500 4-Slot Egg-and-Muffin Toaster.
Ohmydeargoodlord. I guess for the cook who already has every appliance under the sun, and unlimited counter space, too? Or maybe that guy you know who eats Egg McMuffins three times a day.
Meanwhile, back at the bookstore…
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